Multiple Dog Disorder!

(author unknown)
 

Diagnostic Criteria for MDD

MULTIPLE DOG DISORDER!

Symptoms which MUST be present:

  1. Poor self-control, usually unable to resist "just one more."
  2. 100% occupancy of kennel space at all times.
  3. Dog food expenses at least 4 times the grocery bill.

And at least 4 of the following:

  1. Dog grooming equipment in 4 large storage crates.
  2. Dog and personal grooming supplies in one overnight bag together.
  3. Clean kennels daily, clean house once a month.
  4. Doing dishes means washing more than a dozen dog bowls.
  5. Have a king size bed, but sleep clinging to the side to give the dogs room.
  6. Yard securely fenced, landscaping outside of fence.
  7. Attend company BBQ to collect a large quantity of rib bones.
  8. Isolated rural location.
  9. Others ask "how many dogs do you have....now?
  10. Pooper Scooper Wrist (similar to Tennis elbow).
  11. Dry cleaner always finds things in pockets which are returned, in baggies to you.
  12. Used to show pictures of children, now whip out dog pictures.

NASTY DISORDER!

KNOW ANY SUFFERERS?

borrowed from Heidie & Don Grimson           

(Leabashiba German Shepherds)

 

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